01 - In a large bowl, gently combine ground beef, salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Form into 4 equal patties, pressing a slight dimple in the center of each.
02 - Preheat a grill or skillet over medium-high heat.
03 - Grill the patties for 3-4 minutes per side, or until desired doneness. In the last minute of cooking, top each patty with a slice of cheddar cheese and cover to melt.
04 - While burgers cook, whisk together mayonnaise, ranch dressing, chives, Worcestershire sauce, and smoked paprika in a small bowl to create the crack sauce.
05 - Toast the brioche buns on the grill or in a toaster.
06 - Spread crack sauce on both halves of each bun. Layer bottom bun with shredded lettuce, a burger patty, 2 slices bacon, tomato, and pickles. Top with the upper bun.
07 - Serve immediately while hot and juicy.